PROUD PLANTERS: Soil Science Conference Of Malaysia 2007

PROUD PLANTERS: Soil Science Conference Of Malaysia 2007

JMTAN MEMORY LANE

GET SMART-an original poem by J.M.Tan

Work smart, you save time and have more time for yourself ,family and friends
Think smart and you are one step ahead
Study smart, you learn more and score in exams
Read smart, you get to read more and gain more knowledge
Spend smart, you get value for for money
Save smart and you won't be poor
Eat smart and stay healthy always
Drink smart and you won't get drunk
Exercise smart and win the battle of the bulge (tummy)
Talk smart and make more friends
Dress smart and attract attention
Look smart and people'll think you are smart
Present smart and sell well
Drive smart and arrive at your destination in one piece
Rest smart and you'll never feel lethargic
Joke smart and laugh at yourself
Court smart and win the heart of your gal
Strategize smart and beat your opponent in his own game
Critizise smart and get your message through
Pray smart (sincerely) and your prayers will be answered
Sleep smart and you'll have sweet dreams
Dream smart and make your dream come true ( try Genting )
Play smart and win hearts
Surf smart and you'll not be lost in cyberspace
Serve smart and get a big tip
Cook smart and be installed the house chef
Sing smart and be a famous bathroom suprano
Croon smart and be another Frank Sinatra
Swim smart and get an offer from Hollywood's new Tarzan movie
Dance smart and get an offer from Bollywood
Kick smart and be the next Bruce Lee
Dribble smart but there'll never be another Beckham or Pele!
Travel smart and be an armchair traveller ( like me )
Gamble smart and still lose! ( Smart people don't gamble )
Smoke smart and die early! ( Smokers ain't smart )
Cheat smart and get a kick on your butt!
Write smart and be another J.R. Rowlings